Posts Tagged ‘sex’

So, you know, go on, brush your shoulder off. Jay-Z coined the phrase (or something like it), but, really, I think Salt-n-Pepa laid it out a few years earlier with the 1993 classic, “None of Your Business.” The lyrics are straightforward. The point simple. Ladies like sex. Okay, so maybe you knew as much. But, […]

Just a quick reminder for the ladies. When you have sex before marriage, you’re spreading your legs for Fascism. You’re also being antisemitic. Here you thought premarital sex was just about seven layers of fiery hell and an irrevocably damaged soul.